5 Last-Minute Sexy Gifts for Lovers (or Yourself)

Attention procrastinators! It’s officially last minute! Whether you’re the procrastinating, already planning ahead for a very sexy New Year’s Eve, or wanting to get yourself a sexy and luxurious gift, it’s not too late. So many of you have contacted me wanting quick suggestions from my shop on how to wow your sweetie with a super-sexy gift for a not-so-silent night, so I’ve decided to make this a blog post rather than a promo e-mail. Spend $200 or more and take 15% off your order with code HOLIDAY until Dec. 22. Of course, if you wait until then, make sure to opt for Next Day Air delivery to receive it in time.

You asked for it, so here are my top picks!

1. Sex Toys

Of course sex toys would be at the top of a list of sexy last minute gifts! They’re a lot easier to buy than something that requires stealthily trying to discern their clothing size. Here are a few fun spins on sex toy shopping for the holidays, but know you can always ask me for recommendations!

Luxury Sex Kits

For the long-term couple, My Secret Luxury Sex Kits offer you everything you need for a luxury night of passion! There’s something for every couple, like First Time kits for those looking to experiment or Fifty Shades of Grey kits that correlate with the book. There are also Any Day kits, like the one below, which often feature special edition colors and gorgeous packaging that doubles as storage.

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Jimmyjane After Dark Gift Set
Includes a limited edition Form 2 in red, Afterglow massage oil candle in exclusive Cocoa Fig, and Contour M massage stone.

Luxury Sex Toy Subscription Boxes

Want to wow and lavish your lover with pleasure all year long ? A monthly or quarterly luxury sex toy subscription box is for you. These aren’t your cheap try & toss jelly c-rings, worthless watch battery bullets, or “flavored fun” gels that leave you with fire crotch. My Secret Surprise for people who know quality matters, and is fully customized by a Secret Concierge – a sexpert like me! In a few brief questions, we can design a package full of the latest pleasure products – not one or two chintzy novelties – that you’ll both love and will be just as much a surprise to you as it will be your partner!

My Secret Surprise

Only My Secret Luxury knows how to make a package that’s as exciting to open as it is to use! Your subscriptions build on each other – you’ll never receive the same item twice! Cancel at any time.

Remote Controlled Sex Toys

Want a sexy secret to play with in public? Love camera fun while you and your partner are apart? Remote vibes and teledildonics add a whole new dimension of play.

We-Vibe 4+ The worlds #1 couples vibrator is feature packed - and there's an app for that! Control the vibe from anywhere in the world with video chat or in-app texting, personalized settings, and so much more!

We-Vibe 4+
The world’s #1 couples vibrator you can use during intercourse or solo is packed with so many features you won’t get bored – plus there’s an app for that with video/text chat, customized vibration patterns, and so much more!

Critically-Acclaimed Sex Toy Favorites

Did you know there are professional sex toy reviewers and critics? I keep an ear to the ground on products that receive overwhelming reviews and make sure they’re stocked in my shop.

For a versatile clit or G-spot vibe you can’t do better than the LELO Mona 2. Combine that with the Njoy Pure Wand if  you want to learn to squirt, but note things may get so wet you’ll need a Liberator Throe.

Want to tie your partner to the bed and watch them get pleasured while they lick something delicious off of you? Go for a self-thrusting Stronic pulsator.

Love powerful prostate stimulation but don’t want a girthy vibe? Go hands free with the LELO Hugo.

Is Erectile Dysfunction an issue but can’t wear a penis ring? The Pulse 2 provides erectionless orgasms through the power of vibration.

Looking for something for your butt? Butt beginners may want to open the Tantus Perfect Plug pack, while connoisseurs will love to open a new Njoy Pure Plug.

We-Vibe Tango This little bullet replaces cheap watch battery vibes in most vibrating dildos and is the gold standard for rumbly power.

We-Vibe Tango
This little bullet replaces cheap watch battery vibes in most vibrating dildos and is the gold standard for rumbly power.

2. Sexy Body & Massage Gifts

Who doesn’t love a little pampering?

Sexy Perfume

Pheromones are sexual attractants you can’t consciously smell. Pheromone perfumes usually contain synthetic or plant-derived pheromones. Because you can’t actually smell pheromones, unscented pheromone perfumes are for those who already have a favorite fragrance or who are sensitive to fragrances.

Bijoux Indiscrets Aphrodesia Body Mist

Bijoux Indiscrets Aphrodesia Body Mist
Who wouldn’t love to receive this gorgeous old fashioned atomizer? There’s a matching linen spray to set the mood!

 

Intimate Cosmetics & Sexy Accessories

Whether it’s wrist cuffs that double as chic bracelets, or a lip plumping gloss or stain with kissable flavor, intimate cosmetics and accessories are great for when you haven’t been together long or you want a fun gift for your BFF. Just remember to stay away from anti-cellulite cream  as gifts for someone else, unless you’re absolutely sure it will be appreciated.

Bijoux Indescrets Poeme Body Paint

BIjoux Indescrets Poeme Body Paint.
This playful gift is also gorgeous! Most body paints taste disgusting, but this is the exception. Made with all natural ingredients in Spain, the fondant texture is exceptional and the aromas are tantalizing! A unique feather is included for writing delicious love notes on your lover.

Luxury Body Care

Does the person you’re shopping for need some relaxation and self care? Are you looking for a luxurious gift for yourself? Avoid the cheap stuff at the mall and indulge with real European spa-quality unisex 210th products. A fragrant bath oil goes pairs well with an erotica anthology and a waterproof vibrator. Want to give the gift of protection against dry, winter skin? Give a sensual salt scrub and Body Dew, which not only moisturizes skin, but makes tattoos pop!

Love in Luxury Pheromone Moisture Meringue

Love in Luxury Pheromone Moisture Meringue.
Affordable and effective, this moisturizing body butter is light, fluffy, and infused with pheromones.

Massage Essentials

Whether your sweetie’s love language is touch, acts of service, gifts, quality time, or words of affirmation, you can accomplish all 5 of these through a sensual massage while you gently murmur sweet nothings. Massage candles provide already-warm massage oil – just be sure to blow them out first. We want to heat things up in the bedroom, but not so much that the Fire Department shows up! Pair your massage medium with a Contour M massage stone for best results (and less achy fingers).

Sliquid Organics Massage Oil.Not only does Sliquid make the best organic lubricants, they also make fantastic massage and body care products.

Sliquid Organics Massage Oil.
Not only does Sliquid make the best organic lubricants, they also make fantastic massage and body care products.

 

3. Sexy Coffee Table Books

Sexy pictorial books and anthologies make great gifts for pin-up aficionados, erotic art collectors, and white elephant adults-only parties.

SuicideGirls | Hard Girls, Soft Light. It's easy to check whether your special someone is a fan of the Suicide Girls Facebook page. That's a clear indicator they'll love this gorgeous hardcover book!

SuicideGirls | Hard Girls, Soft Light.
It’s easy to check whether your special someone is a fan of the Suicide Girls Facebook page. That’s a clear indicator they’ll love this gorgeous hardcover book!

4. Gift Certificate

The ultimate last minute sexy gift is a gift certificate, of course. If you can’t decide or you wait a little too long, you can order one online for products only (be sure to mention my name in the comments), or contact me to order one towards a Secret Soiree, Sex Ed Workshop, or Passion Coaching.

5. A Sex Toy Personal Shopping Session

Can’t decide? Want a personal guided tour of all things pleasure? All of my Passion Coaching sessions are currently on sale. Flicker sessions are the most popular, where we meet in person, either in your home or my office in Leon Springs, and I bring a variety of samples for an educational presentation. You’ll get to see products out of the package and have all your questions answered. This is ideal for elite clients who are unable to host a Secret Soiree due to social status or professional affiliation. Discretion is assured throughout the process.

Please note, there are no refunds for cancellations with less than 48 hours notice, but I am happy to reschedule you should something come up, since I am actively turning down other clients once you are scheduled. If you live outside my travel area (south-central TX), you may book two Spark sessions back-to-back for the same price as one Flicker session.

Spark A 25-minute online or phone personal shopping session. You may purchase back-to-back time slots at a discount. A $50 value. Sale price: $40

Spark
 A $50 value.
Sale price: $40

FlickerA 55-minute in-person personal shopping visit, where I bring a selection of products to my office or your home and personally help you select the products right for you. A $100 value.Sale price: $75Residents outside my travel area may book this as an online session.

Flicker
A $100 value.
Sale price: $75

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Shipping Deadlines*

Note: All dollar figures on this page are before sales tax.

Shipping Method Delivery Time * Order by the dates
below for
pre-Christmas
delivery
Orders Under $75 Orders $75+
Standard Shipping 5-10 Business Days Dec. 15 $7.95 FREE!
Preferred Shipping 4-8 Business Days. Dec. 16 N/A $3.95
Priority Mail 3-7 Business Days Dec. 17 $9.95 $9.95
UPS Second Day Air Second Business Day.
No Saturday Delivery.
Dec. 21 $39.95 $39.95
UPS Next Day Air Next Business Day.
No Saturday Delivery.
Order before
11AM CST on Dec. 22
$74.95 $74.95

*All delivery times shown are estimates. Our carriers will not guarantee arrival dates of packages. Please keep this in mind if time is critical. Days in transit begins on the first business day after an order is shipped. All transit days are business days (Monday-Friday, excluding holidays). We ship via U.S. Postal Service (USPS), UPS, or other carrier at our discretion. We do not control the weather. HI, AK, remote rural, APO/FPO, and international shipments require additional time.

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